(sulk sulk sulk) OMG HE IS BEAUTIFUL WHY IS HE NOT TALKING TO ME crap my life is so sucky and pathetic i think i'll go get hit by a car and sulk some more. I'm so cool.īella- ooo this guy's not talking to me what the hell i won't talk to him too. My life sucks.Įdward- Yo man i'm a vampire i'm so awesome OH SHIT there's a new girl in biology i think i'll avoid her because i like her smell and i'm going to act all angsty about this coz i know i'll get millions of pre-adolescent fans. And i'm going to be an emo whiny freak about it. I think I'll go and live with my dad in forever-raining forks just for the heck of it. No, Mrs Meyer, that is not at ALL unpredictable.īella- O_O I'm so pathetic. Edward Sparkleson runs away and SOMEone pounces on Bella. Jacob Black- I might be the only person to think this, but he's a 'player'.A DESPERATE player. Whose face could be set in stone and we would not know the difference. (Isa)Bella Swan- An insecure whiny freak.
If Bella is to be trusted, may or may not be made of stone and/or related to Adonis. Edward Cullen- A sparkly masochistic vampire.
